...the real-life version. I LOVE learning new words. And I'm not talking about the ones that you'll find in the Webster's Dictionary. I mean the ones that people ever so cleverly come up with on their own. The list below is a list that was generated by brilliant minds. Next to each word will have a definition, which will then be proceeded by it being used in a sentence. I hope you enjoy these little diddy's, and find a way to include them into your own vocabulary.
*Swass-Translation: sweaty a**. He had swass from riding on his banana seat bicycle for too long.
*Swoobs-Translation: sweaty boobs. She had a bad case of the swoobs because her bra didn't have enough support.
*Swassh-Translation: when you get mustache sweat because it's hotter than big-o-b's out there. My swassh was uncontrollable as I rollerbladed in my speed suit.
*Bowlette-Translation: a combination of a bowl cut and a mullet. That man has the sweetest bowlette I've ever seen.
*Thees-Translation: when your knees and thighs become one and are indistinguishable. Thanks to the water weight, my thees are ginormous.
*Boob loaf-Translation: the appearance your boobs make when squished into a sports bra. Check out my big boob loaf.
Those are just a few. Now if you can find an individual that has a bowlette with a bad case of the boob loaf, and they have a bit of a swassh situation going on, please take their picture and send it to me. I will then iron that picture onto a tee-shirt, because that would be more glorious than a screen print howling wolf tee-shirt.
Alright, I have to go to my Scrabble tournament. It should be fairly stupendiful. :)
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